To Be or Not To Be

Hades Lazarus Pluto sees the incoming Lightning Bolt. From the crack of thunder he calculates the distance of Zeus. And as it comes closer to him, he realizes that it means Zeus is atleast half an hour away. Hades jumps for it, using his BLACK HOLE of a heart to swallow up the lightning bolt. Calling Lilith, he commands her, "Cripple him." He watches as with the Speed of Satan, Lilith grabs the Hammer of Thor and permanently breaks the legs of Poseidon. He cannot smile, knowing he must kill his little brother Zeus once and for all. And then as he waits for the battle, he feels the earth shake and from behind him steps a vision of PURE HOLY LOVE. She steps forward pregnant with a child more worthy of worship than either of the three brothers. She just stares. Her holiness is so amazing that the source of Hades Pluto's blindness is revealed. he can only feel his BLIND EYES. And then he understands. Her life is on the line. Hades Lazarus Pluto is fighting TO PROTECT HER.

The Keys of Eternity

Hades Lazarus Pluto reaches the surface world. He activates his monitoring system and his face appears over televisions and computer screens all over the Underworld. He enjoys the look of surprise and FEAR on the faces of the collected Gods and Goddesses of the soon-to-be former Mt. Olympus. He watches them in the middle of a contest. Hera and Persephone are being beaten severely and extremely. Points are given to the team of the most beaten one. Blood is all over the floor and walls. Calling Lilith to the communications center, he simply says, "The Keys." The look on her face is of shock. But she complies and mouths in SILENCE the passcode keys to him. He sees Hecate looking curiously at him in the background. Cutting the communications link, he brings up his binoculars to look at Mt. Olympus. Not knowing if Zeus is still there as all the other inhabitants are cleared out and in his custody, he speaks directly into his comm unit, "Activate Mt. Olympus Format." One by one around the mountain, trees begin to give way as a network of shields is activated containing Mt. Olympus in a dark grid of visible laser beams. He zooms in on Mt. Olympus to his chair at the council, when he sat there. Under the chair, still there after all this time, a RED LIGHT turns on, a GREEN LIGHT begins blinking. Hades smiles with sinister intention. His win is guaranteed. Destroy the home, the rat has to come out to fight if it is still alive. Just before the massive NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST explodes the mountain to atom components, he speaks the COMMAND CODE with HATRED, "ALPHA-666-OMEGA".

Flesh of Christ, Blood of Christ

Hades Pluto kisses Lilith good-bye. He knows his female seed in her womb, the first of her eggs, will be fine in the hands of Allah and Trinity.

Magneto opens his mind of Apocalypse. Six thousand years of history begin to flood his consciousness. He steps outside to see The Avengers waiting for him. Without hesitating, he uses his original power of magnetism to slice Captain America's torso in half with his own shield and crush Iron Man to death in his own suit. Seeing Thor throw his hammer in retaliation, Magneto balls his hand into a fist of extreme density slamming into it. The look of shock on the faces of those watching when Thor's hammer is reduced to dustand crumbs is priceless. The daugther of Magneto, Scarlet Witch, tries to attack only to be pulled into the embrace of her father who, for the first time in his life of hatred, DEEPLY KISSES HIS BRIDE.

The Narrator Tyler Durden stares coldly at the Pharisees, Scribes, and Lawyers of Zion being held at gunpoint in his domain of the human species. "You could have been my brother." In a room there is a cage filled with the sons of Zion, explosives all around it. ALL DAUGHTERS OF ZION ARE MY PROPERTY. The room is being broadcast to video units all over the conference room where I stand as the tool of God's Vengeance against Zion's self-exalting cowards. A switch in my hand to control the explosives, I answer my Dick Tracy vid watch to witness a hate-filled Chemist of Zion on behalf of the Zion Chemist League look at me in disgust and fear. Flipping the explosive switch, I ANSWER HIS UNSPOKEN QUESTION, "Didn't you see Highlander shit-for-brains fuckface? THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!"

Spike Spiegel sends out a wake up call to his sleeping Red Dragon Syndicate and begins to unite the leaderless bounty hunters throughout the solar system under his authority.

Commander Sisko catches a baseball in the holodeck. His three sexy roommates are cheering his team on as they play against other inhabitants of his station led by a recovering Janeway. For a moment, he forgets the inning number, the people on base, the score. He just smells the beautiful aroma of a baseball field on a cool autumn afternoon. As he throws the ball back to his team's pitcher for this inning, he whispers to the Prophets, "Baseball is bliss."

General Grievous stands with his secretary by his side grinning maniacally with multiple orgasms spread over her child face by his holy touch. The War Cheif of the Sith Council has entered the General's Underworld Domain to plege loyalty to Grievou's conquest of the Galaxy. Other Sith Leaders, step in behind him. Raising his glass of Jedi blood in a toast, his hand on the holy book of Christ from thousands upon thousands of years in humanity's past, the toast comes from his lips, "to Vengeance."

MY NAME IS HADES LAZARUS PLUTO.

"So let me get this straight. You want me to kill Zeus. After all this time, you want to me to murder the person you elected to rule over you without my permission." Hades looks at Hera coldly as they stand there in his lair, the combined gods and goddesses of Mt. Olympus standing behind her to show their support of her decision.

Hades looks past Hera as she falls to her hands and knees to begin worshipping his feet. He looks to the left where Persephone is badly beaten by his own fists, bloody and comatose, a crumpled piece of flesh in the corner. To his right stands Hecate with a wicked smile on her face knowing she'll soon have her evil way with so many of these new toys in the form of submissive playmates.

Hades continues to address the gods and goddesses of Mt. Olympus "When the council of Mt. Olympus was first formed, I had a place at the table. Then you and your collective arrogance decided it would be in your best fun to kill my original mate and let Zeus merge with my prophesied Persephone. I left, swearing never to return to your self-exalting ignorance. Vowing nothing but Vengeance. While I was gone, you combined your efforts to subdue Zeus, tying him with ropes. But you failed, which is why two of you smell like horse shit becuase you were ordered to go work in stables." Hades kicks Hera in the head roughly.

"AND NOW YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO COME AND HIRE ME FOR MY SERVICES?!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE PAYMENT INVOLVED FROM EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU?!!! NOT ONLY DO I HAVE TO KILL THOUSANDS OF YOUR PRECIOUS SAINTS, NOT ONLY DO I HAVE ONE OF THE HIGHEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD INFRASTRUCTURE TO ASSASINATE, NOW YOU EXPECT ME TO MURDER MY OWN LITTLE BROTHER BECAUSE ONLY NOW ARE YOU SO TIRED OF HIS HYPOCRISY THAT YOU ARE WILLING TO SIGN YOUR IMMORTAL SOULS TO ME, THE DEVIL'S REPLACEMENT?!!!!"

Hades sighs. Hecates pulls up his laptop as he grabs Hera by the hair and bashes her face into the concrete floor, breaking her nose all over the floor. He notices the look of determination on the faces of the others. He sees Diana in the crowd smiling as he beats Hera. He looks at his laptop as Hera begins to cry at his feet, grabbing his ankles, begging him for his decision. His business sense takes over. Closing his eyes, he opens then addressing the group as Pluto. "Fine. All your bank accounts. Immediately. Passwords, keys, etc. From this moment on, none of you own so much as A SINGLE ATOM of your own. I have waited a long time for this day. I WILL TAKE THE JOB. You will pay me completely in advance. You will know that I hate you. AS IN THE BEGINNING SO IT SHALL BE IN THE END."

A woman steps from behind the shadows and puts her arm around Hades Pluto. She is pregnant. The look of PURE HOLY EVIL in her eyes is beyond beauty. Stating the closing condition, he breathes in not the air of satisfaction but the aroma of preparation for the final battle, "This WOMAN worships me. You will all worship her. Her name is Lilith. EVERY ONE OF YOU WILL BEG HER!!!"

Hades watches as Hecate gets up from his laptop, nodding her approval as she confirms the transfer of all Mt. Olympus funds to his private secure bank account. She takes a remote control and turns on a big screen television to show the audience images of their children, the offspring of Mt. Olympus, being held prisoner in the Underworld Dungeouns. "CONSIDER YOUR OFFSPRING COLLATERAL!!!" Hades knew this day would come, having grown up with a singular vision of the reign of Zeus crumbling to pieces as he watched, as HE IS RESPONSIBLE. Hecate gets up, kisses Hades Pluto's feet then takes a red hot branding iron fresh from a furnace, slamming it into Hera's backside, burning her flesh to state, "Property of Hecate". Hades watches as Hecate starts to beat Hera mercilessly, knowing his decision to gift the queen of Mt. Olympus to his holy goddess of witches wife is a wise choice. The Three Furies walk around the crowd and begin placing slave collars on their necks. The Three Fates stand in the back and observe the whole scene with smiles on their faces as they made their agreement with Hades Pluto long ago. Pandora stands at parade rest by the side of her husband Hades.

Hades Pluto's face grows cold as he observes the final act of submission by the other gods and goddesses as they stand at attention and salute him. "From now on, you obey Lilith. Get me my guns. I HUNT ALONE."