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Hades Lazarus Pluto looks at his vidwatch,
he sees Athena come on screen
with a scowling Diana behind her.

Athena screams, "What about the rest of us?!!
Don't you give a fuck about any of us?!"

Hades Lazarus Pluto just blinks.
"Not really.
If I remember correctly when I was poor
you were too good for me in your eyes.
When I was in a coma,
wanting only time with God,
and the hypocrites of Mt. Olympus
decided to attack me for no reason at all,
you laughed.
YOU LAUGHED.
And the punishment for laughing
is beyond your most horrible nightmares."

He sees Athena scared as Diana comes on screen.

Looking at Diana he states,
"A human born of Zeus is coming down,
his name is Hercules.
Take care of him.
And I mean that as in
you spread your whore legs for him,
and let him fuck you and pimp you out
like the piece of shit you know you are.
He is my nephew,
and our arrangments were made
well before I decided to accept the offer to kill Zeus.
After Aries and Apollo, both beneath me as soldiers,
comes Hercules who will serve as liason
to our human forces coming to the immortal conversion."

He sees the pause of shock in the gods and goddesses.

"Yes, that's right.
I'm making the humans a deal,
at least for those who join me.
Immortality, second only to our nature."

Lilith questions,
"The Three Fates.
When were you most scared?"

Hades Lazarus Pluto is intrigued by her voice of submission,
"Twice.
When they showed me the gold thread with my name,
they intertwined Zeus and Poseidon's plain threads with mine.
Then taking their scissors, they made a motion
to cut all three threads at once.
My eyes went wide with fear
until I saw only the two lesser threads fall to the ground,
and my gold thread continue to increase.
The Three Fates explained that even they could not cut my thread.
Then I realized I had only to fear the one who created the universe."

Hades Lazarus Pluto pauses,
"Killing my brothers only helps me realize,
I HAVE NO BROTHERS."

Lilith proceeds,
"and the last time?"

Hades Lazarus Pluto chuckles,
"Oh. When all of us finished fucking,
in their beautiful unified voice of there's,
the Three Fates look at me,
locking eyes and question...
'So... which one of us three is your favorite?"

Lilith actually laughs...
"Oh you were in deep shit then,
the other two not chosen... hahaha...
fuckin hilarious...
so what happened?"

Hades Lazarus Pluto grins,
"My Juliet knows who her Romeo is."

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Hades Lazarus Pluto sighs,
he turns on his vid watch contacting Lilith
who is with the troops.

Seeing the look of sorrow in his eyes
she knows his next order.

She walks down to where Posiedon is being held prisoner
his legs still broken from the Hammer of Thor.

And before he can stop her,
only enough to time to state his final words,
Lilith lifts her feet off the ground
to kick Posideon's head clear off his flesh.

Hades Lazarus Pluto looks at the scene
as Lilith burns the flesh of Posiedon
knowing that his last words were programmed
as the custom of any god
is to know and state his last words before termination.

Lilith looks up at the watch
and I know that look
as she wants a story so I proceed.

"When I first met the Three Fates
I had shown up at their house
in search of Persephone
not realizing that Persephone was
not the most important female in my life
as per the dark scrolls.
At their front door, I knocked with gentlemanly respect.
I opened the door to their house
after hearing them tell me to 'Come'.

I entered and saw a great empty gold throne,
and these beautiful young women standing.
I had thought the Three Fates were to be
these three old hags,
but here stood the sexiest cunts I had seen
in Allah knows how long.

Oh I know I'm sexist.

And then I sat down,
not on the throne
but on the floor.

And in unison they spoke,
'Interesting. He's passed the first test.'

I didn't understand at first,
until I turned around to the throne
and saw that the throne was on fire,
and though even I am the Lord of Hell,
you get the idea.

The Three Fates then placed food and drink
before me to partake of.

Now beleive me,
I was hungry.

But I refused.

And then that eerie unified voice,
'Fascinating. He's faster than we imagined.'

I blinked as they lit up with sexual glow,
and proceeded to make love to each other
as I ALONE watched.

They spoke,
'You make us so horny.
You may fuck us now.'

My eyes lit up with confusion and revelation.

I didn't even try to touch them,
didn't even literally think about it.

'Improbable. No one has ever passed the final test.
Yes. You are the one.
The only one.'

My clothes disappared,
and much to my childish fantasy,
the Three Fates fell to worship me.

I was shocked.
I had grown up to fear these women,
and here they were worshipping me,
begging me to fuck them,
to make whores of them
and own their flesh.

They knew I was scared.

And so we made love.
REAL LOVE.

I ALONE FUCKED THE THREE FATES.
I ALONE FUCK THE THREE FATES.
I ALONE WILL FUCK THE THREE FATES.

After God alone knows how long,
they took me by my hand into their weaving room,
the place where the lives of men and gods are cut.

I noticed that each line ended without fail,
except for one golden one hid in the bottom in secrecy,
following it's trail it seemed never to end.

'Yes, Hades, we've been waiting for you.
How long we've wondered which god would be the one,
you have no idea...'

And they lifted the gold thread to my eyes,
and all across it shining in diamond radiance
was-is-will be my holy name,
HADES LAZARUS PLUTO."

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