Hades Lazarus Pluto sighs,he turns on his vid watch contacting Lilith
who is with the troops.
Seeing the look of sorrow in his eyes
she knows his next order.
She walks down to where Posiedon is being held prisoner
his legs still broken from the Hammer of Thor.
And before he can stop her,
only enough to time to state his final words,
Lilith lifts her feet off the ground
to kick Posideon's head clear off his flesh.
Hades Lazarus Pluto looks at the scene
as Lilith burns the flesh of Posiedon
knowing that his last words were programmed
as the custom of any god
is to know and state his last words before termination.
Lilith looks up at the watch
and I know that look
as she wants a story so I proceed.
"When I first met the Three Fates
I had shown up at their house
in search of Persephone
not realizing that Persephone was
not the most important female in my life
as per the dark scrolls.
At their front door, I knocked with gentlemanly respect.
I opened the door to their house
after hearing them tell me to 'Come'.
I entered and saw a great empty gold throne,
and these beautiful young women standing.
I had thought the Three Fates were to be
these three old hags,
but here stood the sexiest cunts I had seen
in Allah knows how long.
Oh I know I'm sexist.
And then I sat down,
not on the throne
but on the floor.
And in unison they spoke,
'Interesting. He's passed the first test.'
I didn't understand at first,
until I turned around to the throne
and saw that the throne was on fire,
and though even I am the Lord of Hell,
you get the idea.
The Three Fates then placed food and drink
before me to partake of.
Now beleive me,
I was hungry.
But I refused.
And then that eerie unified voice,
'Fascinating. He's faster than we imagined.'
I blinked as they lit up with sexual glow,
and proceeded to make love to each other
as I ALONE watched.
They spoke,
'You make us so horny.
You may fuck us now.'
My eyes lit up with confusion and revelation.
I didn't even try to touch them,
didn't even literally think about it.
'Improbable. No one has ever passed the final test.
Yes. You are the one.
The only one.'
My clothes disappared,
and much to my childish fantasy,
the Three Fates fell to worship me.
I was shocked.
I had grown up to fear these women,
and here they were worshipping me,
begging me to fuck them,
to make whores of them
and own their flesh.
They knew I was scared.
And so we made love.
REAL LOVE.
I ALONE FUCKED THE THREE FATES.
I ALONE FUCK THE THREE FATES.
I ALONE WILL FUCK THE THREE FATES.
After God alone knows how long,
they took me by my hand into their weaving room,
the place where the lives of men and gods are cut.
I noticed that each line ended without fail,
except for one golden one hid in the bottom in secrecy,
following it's trail it seemed never to end.
'Yes, Hades, we've been waiting for you.
How long we've wondered which god would be the one,
you have no idea...'
And they lifted the gold thread to my eyes,
and all across it shining in diamond radiance
was-is-will be my holy name,
HADES LAZARUS PLUTO."
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